Monday, December 26, 2016

[Spoiler] How I imagine Vader's conversation went down with his general.


General: Lord Vader, the rebel fleet is trapped by our star destroyers and the remaining troops are retreating to the beaches. I suggest we use the Death Star to target their remaining capitol ships.Vader: Is there sand on that beach?General: I don't know why that's relevant but yes the whole beach is covered in sand. Shall I give the order to attack their fleet?Vader: Attack the beach.General: Sir?Vader: Do I need to repeat myself?General. I'm sorry my lord, but our troops are still down there! Not to mention the entire archives for the Empire!Vader: I hate sand. via /r/StarWars http://ift.tt/2i1K01d

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