Sunday, April 19, 2020

Please help a mum wind up her star wars obsessed teen


Hi all I have a star wars obsessed teenager who during the lockdown has become a bit unbearable with the quotes and memes and all that. Everything I ask has a star wars answer eg Where is X is answered by "these are not the droids you are looking for" He is taller than me so will often stand next to me and tell me that he has the high ground or he is online schooling and has submitted the story of Darth plaguis the wise as a report on an interesting historical figure ( yes he did the real report as well but we are all bored) when I ask if he wants a snack he says something about good relationships with the cookiesNow I have managed to start messing with him a little bit - every time he walks into a room he says "hello there" so I'm replying with "hello anakin" or whenever he asks why I'm doing the hand movement and saying "I have spoken"But ....... I need MORE - so reddit what are your best bad / wrong / annoying star wars quotes, responses, memes that I can use in the war against him? via /r/StarWars https://ift.tt/2VDwe7b

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