Luke was the greatest and most powerful Jedi ever. Do you really believe he died because he used too much force? No. Luke drank raw unpasteurized green tiddy milk directly from a four-boobied alien llama walrus.2 hours later he was buckled over a rock in the fetal position sweating profusely.Here’s the symptoms of drinking raw cow milk:Most commonly, bacteria in raw milk can cause vomiting, diarrhea (sometimes bloody), abdominal pain, fever, headache and body aches. Some people who drank raw milk have developed severe or even life-threatening diseases, including Guillain-Barré syndrome, which can cause paralysis, and hemolytic uremic syndrome, which can result in kidney failure, stroke, and even death. (https://on.ny.gov/2F46lGX raw cow milk causes those symptoms, I can’t imagine what green milk from an alien creature would cause. Luke suffered a terrible death. May the Force be with him. via /r/StarWars http://bit.ly/2F3TG7Q
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