Sunday, July 26, 2020

My grandmas opinion on every Star Wars movie!


Me and her did a Star Wars marathon and it was her first time watching these movies before but she wanted to watch them because of how popular they are.The Phantom Menace - She loved it! She was happy when Darth Maul died and sad when Qui Gon died, she hated Jar Jar and was completely oblivious to how this cute child would grow up to be one of the most popular villains in historyAttack Of The Clones - She thinks it was a bit boring compared to the last one and found the relationship between Anakin and Padme to be weird because Anakin was 5 when she was a teenager. She figured out Palpatine was the Emperor because of his chin.Revenge Of The Sith - She said Anakin killing innocent children was a bit too much, and that not even the most evil heartless villains don’t kill children yet this person who we’re supposed to believe still has good in him kills children without any mercy or feeling bad. But she did like the rest of the movie and was really sad when she saw Anakin’s death.A New Hope - She was happy to see Luke and sad to see Vader. Surprisingly she didn’t recognize the name Leia and forgot that her and Luke were twins so I decided not to tell her and let her find out herself later. She thought the movie was great though.The Empire Strikes Back - This is her favorite. She says it’s the best sequel ever and she’s used to sequels being really bad. She was also really mad that Vader would cut off his own sons hand, she thinks that Obi-Wan was wrong for lying about Luke’s dad. I should also mention that she has always hated Chewbacca since A New Hope because she says he won’t shut up.Return Of The Jedi - She hates Ewoks and cried when Vader died but was really happy he turned good in the end and even happier to see his force ghost with Obi-Wan and Yoda.The Force Awakens - She loved the movie and loved seeing all the characters return again looking really old. She was really sad seeing Han die and shocked because she was really hoping Kylo would be good again, but she was happy Chewbacca shot Kylo and she likes him a bit more now. She said she doesn’t really have an opinion on the new cast because she hasn’t seen enough but was confused as to why the main character was a girl because she’s old fashion and thinks woman can’t be strong :| what can you do?The Last Jedi - She’s just really shocked to see how sarcastic and grumpy Luke is now after being the happy and optimistic kid. Not mad just shocked, especially when he threw his old Lightsaber. She was really happy to seek Kylo kill Snoke because she thought he was gonna turn good this time.Rise Of Skywalker - She told Chewbacca to shut up when he was crying over Leia’s death. She says the whole “planet killing weapon” thing is a bit repetitive and doesn’t like reviving the dead so she didn’t like Palpatine either. I know it might not sound like it because she only named things she didn’t like but she still enjoyed the movie and thought it was funny.Edit: She just told me that she was also tired of the fake out deaths in ROS, first Chewbacca, then Threepio, then Kylo, then Rey. via /r/StarWars https://ift.tt/3hGpWx4

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