Sunday, March 31, 2019

Poor Stormtroopers Have No Options...


Original Series:Tarkin: Remember, we're tracking their ship, so they must escape. At least, the Princess must. Kill the old man-Vader: Kenobi is mine, and if any of you get to him first, you're dead.Tarkin: -and of course there are the droids-Vader: Those two droids and I go back further than my kids, whom you'll also be shooting at. So much as scuff Threepio, and I'll end you.Stormtroopers: (Miss every single shot)Sequel Trilogy:Hux: Remember, the primary target is Luke Skywa-Kylo Ren: No. Skywalker is mine!Hux: -and after him, the main priority is General Organa-Kylo Ren: Don't even think it.Hux: -So after that, your top priority is that 'Rey' girl-Kylo Ren: Anyone so much as puts a hand on her, and I'll make you howl for death.Stormtroopers: (Doomed) via /r/StarWars https://ift.tt/2TLkYm4

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